Mood: accident prone
Now Playing: Weezer
Yesterday was not a good day for me on the intellectual circuit. It wasn't my finest hour, let's say.
First of all, I got distracted from moving festivities by a classic episode of Full House, wherein D.J. wins a limo ride and tickets to the Beach Boys concert, but must toil over which family member to bring along.
Of course, in the end, the Boys are so delighted with the Tanner family and their impromptu living room rendition of "Kokomo" that they are ALL invited along (except for baby Michelle, who mysteriously disappeared). Well, from when I first watched this episode in the early nineties until this very moment, I had just assumed they taped the characters singing along with the Beach Boys at an actual concert. But, upon closer inspection, I realized that the crowd shots and shots of the gang butchering "Barbara Ann" are painfully separate, except for a row of raised hands in the "front row" in certain shots. How could I have been so blind? They weren't at a real concert at all. Now I wonder if they *really* went to Disneyland on vacation..!
As if that weren't enough, yesterday marked a milestone in my driving career. For the first time, I locked my keys in my car. Yep, left them right in the ignition (thankfully with it off, though). So my post All-Star party involved calling a tow truck. It always gets me how tow trucks are all at least 20 years old. I guess they never break down. So the guy gets out of his circa-1980 truck and uses this little pump thing to pry open my passenger's side window a bit so he could get this thing in to jimmy the lock open. The whole thing was over in two minutes. And it became painfully clear to me that it is incredibly easy to break into cars, and locking them is really a giant joke. I may start using that removable faceplate feature on my stereo.
But if you are casing my car, stereo aside, here is a brief list of what you'd score:
- a jacket or sweatshirt of some sort
- a Houston Astros cap
- a Pittsburgh Pirates umbrella abandoned by an ex many years ago
- approximately 50 napkins from a variety of fast food restaurants
- a road atlas from three years ago with a route from Athens, Ohio to Houston, Texas highlighted
- about 30 sticky pennies
- A toy lizard found at the legendary Kennywood Amusement Park.
- sunglasses from the Dollar Store in Peebles, Ohio
- A burned copy of The Band's "The Last Waltz"
Ah... I love my car.
Posted by lpaz
at 2:33 AM CDT